Welcome to the "Just Five More Minutes" Zone
Ah, you've made it to the promised land of perpetual procrastination. Congratulations on taking the first step towards mastering the art of time-wasting!
Don't have a moment to spare?
UGH. Fine. Go play Chronoodle then and save this awesome page for later.
Play ChronoodleWhy "Just Five More Minutes"?
Here at Chronoodle, we understand that five minutes is the universal unit of procrastination. It's the perfect amount of time to:
- Convince yourself you're "almost done"
- Justify "one more thing": reel/scroll
- Delay the inevitable start of actual productivity
The 'Chronoodle Five'
Now, you might be thinking, "But wait! Chronoodle games only last like 60 seconds!" Take it easy, time-bender, you can still achieve that full five minutes of pure procrastination.
Our seasoned team of timeologists have spent several minutes researching how your "quick 60-second game" can seamlessly expand into a full five-minute procrastination session. How? Through the magic of:
- Pre-game "warm-up" routines
- Mid-game existential crises
- Post-game score admiration
- Sharing your results with
dreadedlovely friends, family, and coworkers
Maximizing Your Five Minutes
Are you looking to TRULY embrace the "Just Five More Minutes" lifestyle? Good, here are some tips:
- Set alarms for every five minutes... and ignore them
- Explain to others that you're "almost done" at least 12 times per hour
- Perfect your "I was just about to start working" face
Disclaimer: Chronoodle is not responsible for missed deadlines, angry bosses, or the sudden realization that it's somehow next Tuesday. Please procrastinate responsibly.
Now, why don't you take just five more minutes to play a game of Chronoodle? I promise* it won't take up too much of your valuable procrastination time.
* Promises made in Chronoodle time are not legally binding in the real world.
You've Achieved 'True Hero' Status 🏆
TBH it's beyond my comprehention that you've made it this far. Since you're procrastination skills are ON POINT, would you mind sharing Chronoodle with a random friend and help get the word out?